Scat North of Nome
19 – Eclipse, Teletubbies, and Patchop
Jamie discusses his trip to the capital of the solar eclipse, Lou becomes a howler monkey, we review the cheapest jeans ever manufactured, and New York photographer Patrice Helmar comes by to talk shop. Also, the central mystery of Teletubbies, wardrobe tips, and a disgusting noise.
18 – Naked Standup, Tyvek Pooping, and Gay in Alaska
Alicia and Kirsa come back by to discuss how to start a stand up, Alex discusses bloodbaths in the Fairbanks wilderness, and Paul poops himself in Vegas – but hey, who hasn’t?
17 – OJ, Hart to Hart, and Favorite Sisters
In which we remember the OJ drama, Marissa Capito drops poo knowledge, Alicia and Kirsa Hughes-Skandijs (Your Favorite Sisters and part of Club Baby Seal) tell us about growing up a little bit country – a little bit rock and roll. Jamie connects deeply with Hart to Hart, and Andy recounts his days as a late night radio DJ in the 90s.
16 – Meat, Mobsters, and Microbes
Marissa Capito on growing up in Juneau, the hard microbial work at the wastewater treatment plant, Jamie eats raw meat, Lou paddles 100 miles, Andy drinks runoff water, and we recreate the golden age of Juneau Jingles.
15 – The Windmills of Your Mind
Windmill Engineer Cayleigh Allen joins us to discuss the future of the world. George Takei tells us about how his name is pronounced. We hear from the dissatisfied listener. We discuss Thane. Lou reveals new talents. And the long awaited return of our discussion of Poo -- this time, we might change the world.
14 – Orcas, Clowns, and Camp
Flesh-eating Orcas, thieving French clowns, and the joys of summer camp.
13 – Old Beer, Hot Mess, Lonely Irish Porpoise
Libby Bakalar of One Hot Mess Alaska tells us why Juneau is exactly like the Shawshank Redemption, we camp in Bob’s back yard and drink a 45 year old Prinz Brau beer that might kill us, and Lou goes to Ireland to find an old dolphin who lives alone. Jamie and Andy stare off into space.
12 – Bearded Weasel Hot Mess
We are joined by Libby Bakalar, writer of Juneau-famous blog One Hot Mess Alaska for in-depth analysis of what makes living in Juneau weird – it’s One Hot Messy Corner! Lou tells us about being a pirate in Norway, Jamie describes why weasels are bad, and we discuss one of the greatest of holidays, Motherfuckers Day, which everyone can celebrate every Wednesday, and for which we will soon lobby congress to recognize as a national holiday. Plus brand new music from Kuhlson! Also, zipoffs!!
11 – Five for Five Four Five
In which Jamie describes his homecoming night menu, Lou goes to the chiropractor, Andy covets thy neighbor’s hearth, we let all teenagers know about their very own Ten Commandments, and our house band Kuhlson premieres all new music!