Life on the far northern edge of America
In which Lou learns how to store farts for the winter, Jamie teaches us about the miracle of Animatronics at the Rainforest Cafe, and Andy reveals the bombshell development that will shape his future and the future of our podcast. Jamie and Andy “enjoy” a fart in a jar.
Behold! We found The Lost Episode deep within the bowels of Andy’s Packard-Bell laptop among thousands of photos of gibbons. We talk about Jamie’s adventures in human drug testing! Andy wipes up after himself after he decides to perform a “cleanse”!
We enjoy foreign biscuits which help us with self-pleasure urges, discuss the pros and cons of eating 5 massive hot dogs in one sitting, Lou invents the masturb-o-meter, we ask what the worst service animal would be, and Jamie attends Alaska Storage Wars!
Poo Corner is back, we eat strange snack foods, Jamie will never eat an olive and Lou won't eat blood.
SO ANGRY! The three chimps hurl their poo at you. Also they talk about the absolutely bizarre sex life of ducks, all their stupid junker cars, and how Andy is a vapor-rider. Lou makes an owl pellet out of dog jerky and Jamie makes a birder cry. Also, the tale of Nigel, the loneliest Albatross (actually a Gannet.)
It is March in Juneau, and that means Yarding Season has begun even if it is below freezing. In this episode, we talk about how Andy annoys his neighbors, Jamie has a strange name in his family, Lou wants a new kind of toilet that he has patented, and everyone eats dog treats. Plus lonely wrestlers, strange mythical creatures that still may live in Alaska, and the evil that is Snyder’s of Hanover.
We are back for Season 2! Giant birds hunt us, and mice and gravy.
George Kuhar – of our house band KUHLSON and also of Playboy Spaceman DID THIS for us (with samples from Episode 21!)
We talk old time Alaska bar lore with Big Mike Race, who also helps us introduce a new segment -- Dog Treat of the Week! Jamie is sick as hell, so we make him stay home and do a call-in, which turns out to be disgusting because he is so damned sick. Andy is particularly overbearing in this episode, so you have that to look forward to. Lou delights us with a new Parasite of the Week.
Special Manzanillo edition! Andy took a job as a human mule to drive a car from Mexico, and somehow was able to produce this episode while sweating profusely in the prickly heat of a non air-conditioned Sinaloa roadside motel. We introduce two new segments in this itchy, mangy episode: Parasite of the Week and What Was the Worst Thing You Ate This Week? Jamie describes his experiences as a human dog treat aficionado. Lou regales a tale of Uncle Wayne and his motorcycle loaded with oxygen tanks. Andy eats 27 Starburst in one sitting. Also, low cal “beer”, bear wrestling, bartending as a 20 year old, Ken Burns’ brother, Mista C, the scourge of 3D glasses, and more!